Tonight's sleeping pill. Learn everything you never knew about sharpening a pencil.

Kinja'd!!! "Grindintosecond" (Grindintosecond)
01/17/2018 at 20:23 • Filed to: None

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Oddly, I’m sure some of you may find this interesting, however over the top as well. Enjoy soundly falling asleep during this presentation. Good night.


DISCUSSION (16)


Kinja'd!!! KnowsAboutCars > Grindintosecond
01/17/2018 at 20:32

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You posted this at appropriate time as I’m just about to go to bed. Will report back tomorrow if I got to the end or not.


Kinja'd!!! Urambo Tauro > Grindintosecond
01/17/2018 at 20:44

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Almost nodded off, until I saw this recommendation:


Kinja'd!!! smobgirl > Grindintosecond
01/17/2018 at 20:46

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I’m disappointed that this is not James May.


Kinja'd!!! Demon-Xanth knows how to operate a street. > Urambo Tauro
01/17/2018 at 20:47

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Kinja'd!!! Chariotoflove > Grindintosecond
01/17/2018 at 21:12

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I like to think Douglas Adams, imaginer of The Sandwich Maker, would have enjoyed this.


Kinja'd!!! gin-san - shitpost specialist > Grindintosecond
01/17/2018 at 21:13

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I haven’t used a wood pencil in a very long time, but you reminded me of the most astoundingly frustrating occurrence when using wood pencils:

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Just looking at this picture pisses me off. Fuck that shit.


Kinja'd!!! Grindintosecond > gin-san - shitpost specialist
01/17/2018 at 22:16

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That’s a shit pencil. I recommend to everyone the Mitsubishi 9850. Amazon it and buy. Writes with the best and affordable. Zero problems like that.


Kinja'd!!! gin-san - shitpost specialist > Grindintosecond
01/17/2018 at 22:33

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Yeah, only shitty pencils did that. The ones I enjoyed using were called Berol Mirado - I tried to find the ones I used but I think they must’ve been bought out a long time ago since I see them under other large brand names. They were made in Canada (I’m assuming, since it’s labelled “CANADA”) and they sharpened well and wrote well:

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I never thought that I’d have a discussion about pencils.


Kinja'd!!! Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Grindintosecond
01/17/2018 at 22:46

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You know. I never thought this meme would be a real thing. Unfortunately, I was wrong

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Kinja'd!!! Brickman > Grindintosecond
01/17/2018 at 23:07

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Now thats a Mitsubishi I want to own


Kinja'd!!! Maxima Speed > Demon-Xanth knows how to operate a street.
01/17/2018 at 23:41

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I now need a 6-speed, gated, manual transmission on a gas engined pencil sharpener.


Kinja'd!!! Brian McKay > Grindintosecond
01/18/2018 at 00:11

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I hope that that is satire.


Kinja'd!!! Grindintosecond > Brian McKay
01/18/2018 at 13:51

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Dude’s legit!

https://www.amazon.com/How-Sharpen-Pencils-Theoretical-Contractors/dp/1612193269/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1516301395&sr=8-1&keywords=david+rees


Kinja'd!!! Grindintosecond > Brian McKay
01/18/2018 at 13:58

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Also, those pencils are $2 each. If you want to see really pedantic over the top crap, check out some fountain pen reviews. I think this guy is genuinely interested in the history of little things we take for granted but for the sake of learning and dry comedic value goes too far


Kinja'd!!! Grindintosecond > Grindintosecond
01/18/2018 at 14:01

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So, this guy gets paid to sharpen pencils. He’s probably alright but it’s the other people who pay him to sharpen their pencils I’m not so sure about.....


Kinja'd!!! KnowsAboutCars > KnowsAboutCars
01/18/2018 at 16:10

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Did not fall asleep but got some chuckles out of it.